Wednesday, January 5, 2011

You call that a car!

When you have the technology, resources and passion to build cars then you should build cars. But, if you don’t know to build cars and can only produce the steel for masking it then my suggestion is to stick to that.

Car building is born out of passion. That’s why the Germans, the Italians and the American cars are spoken for its design and technology that were truly born out of their passion to build the greatest cars in the world.

But if you fix four wheel s, place a steering and fit an engine to the rear over a steel board of 4 by 4, you just cannot call that a car. That is just simply the idea of making money. 1 lakh + rupee car ? You got to be kidding me. That is definitely a box on wheels.

Come on. You now have the technology, so why don’t you build cars instead of boxes on wheels. You have to exhibit that your passion has advanced to the next level and bring out small cars that are affordable, SAFE and has a design that doesn’t look like a mouse trap.

If you want the common man to be among the cars owners make him a proud owner. Take him forward and not backwards. You are just polluting the roads with some metal scarps that were assembled in a Chinese factory. Worst is that you were inspired by the Chinese technology in building cars. Chinese?! Seriously?!

Let’s just hit it now. Take a look at the pics above and tell me what do you want and what do you like. You want boxes to pollute your roads and goes up in flames right after you buy it or rather see that our roads are filled with Camaros, Firebirds, Austin Martins, Lamborghinis...sigh…

Take a look at this ?. Well that’s what will happen when you buy a match box. It catches on fire.

TATA motors has not plans of manufacturing quality cars, rather it is just pushing it down on a common man to buy those pieces of crap. Just to make money and nothing!

Now Ravi Kant (the so called marketing whiz)for Nano needs more than a strategy. What he needs is a miracle, no tv ads, no Rs.99 maintenance contract will help him increase the sale. He needs a miracle, big time.

The ‘Nano’ is just about 2000 crore project (‘just ‘for TATA). They can call back all the units, rip it off, consult with a Italian designer and bring it out as a two seater with better interiors , bring the engine to the front, place a sports engine like the vw polo, make it more sporty looking, as that the only option. The Nano now looks horrible. Its like some bird dropping.

That Camaro above , transforms into bumble bee. Nano might just transform into a bubble gum and pop!

So hear me, if you can’t build cars, then don’t you ever build one. Leave it to the people who can. There are many ways that you can make money, but deceiving the public and making money is not ethical, especially when it comes to cars.

Hey what are the lines you can possibly throw for Nano.

"if you want to kill your spouse , gift him or her a nano"

"don't you go too close to a nano and breath, you might just suck it in"

"dude where is my car...dude really where is your car"

"yo mama is so fat , she can crush a nano with her shit"

"don't be so nano"

"man you are so nano in your head"

and goes on... so got any nano lines ?

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